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Maui Drivers Sending the Wrong Signals

June 02, 2010 | 04:04 PM
The other day, after dropping off my kids at school, I encountered you in your car driving in front of me. You turned into a driveway without using a turn signal and stopped, still occupying at least half of my lane. Narrowly avoiding collision, I honked—not the kind of honk that says "I'm an asshole" but the short gentle kine that says "eh brah, wake up." Later, when we both parked and went into the store, you asked me where I was from, because I honked my horn and people here don't do that. Well brah, back in the old days we neva used the car horn because we all looked out for each other and had lots of aloha. After I told you I was from here you kept on asking me if this was how I wanted to start my day. You were barking so much I couldn't answer your question, but now I will: My day started like every morning, with focus the well-being of my two little boys. And I certainly didn't want to start my day with an accident caused by somebody who is too lazy to use his turn signal. Or maybe you started the day planning on retirement in a wheelchair covered by my insurance.more
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Your Horoscope

June 02, 2010 | 05:36 PM
by Caeriel Crestin
It's not your duty to compensate for others' shortcomings. It's nice that you want to help out, but at the same time, you shouldn't feel it's your responsibility to pick up the slack—especially if they're not even aware that there's any more

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My Date with Lingle

The Kula Kid's First Column

June 03, 2010 | 10:37 AM
by Anuhea Yagi
Back then, recycled paper was damn near the color of the carbon in #2s, and the lack of contrast was blinding. So I suggested putting recycling centers in every community, hopingmore
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Victorino Hits and Big Island Volcanos

June 02, 2010 | 03:17 PM
1. According to Hawaiian mythology, what two gods conceived the island of Molokai?more
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