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Eh BrahJuly 29, 2010 | 12:01 PMEh Old Man River: I know you like to sing, and you've actually got a decent voice. But that opera shit at five in the morning isn't working for me. There are people who live below you; I know you know this. I also know you know I work early, because you must see me going out to my car from your balcony, where you frequently stand in your underwear when you're not inside stretching out your vocal chords and rattling every window in a four-block radius. You've got a pretty impressive physique for a man your age, but again—would it kill you to throw on a robe? I guess what I'm saying is, you're not the only person on the planet. Please stop acting like it. |
Sign LanguageJuly 29, 2010 | 03:00 PMby Caeriel CrestinLeo (July 23-Aug. 22) Leo Christina Perri uploaded her song, "Jar of Hearts," to youTube on June 30th. It was then used in a dance performance on So You Think You Can Dance, and subsequently rocketed up the charts. A couple weeks later she was doing national TV appearances and hundreds of thousands of people were downloading her song and knew her name. This is the dream, right? Unfortunately, most of us don't get lucky like that. However, putting |
Kula KidJuly 29, 2010 | 03:04 PMby Anuhea YagiHope and pray as I may, I have yet to be abducted by aliens. Most geeks might agree that being beamed up would be something of a Nerd Rapture—a blessing, probes or no. I mean really, no matter how excruciating the experiments (if that's indeed what they do) might be, the experience would totally be worth it. Heck, it'd be worth resigning myself to a life of muttering about Grays, and leaving zany |
July 29, 2010 | 11:40 AM1. In what song does Bob Dylan promise: "I'll look for you in old Honolulu/San Francisco, Ashtabula..." |
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