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Humps in the Night

October 06, 2010 | 04:55 PM
These walls are thin. You know it because you hear my children screaming and giggling and banging their toys on the floor all day. We know it because we hear you and your various boyfriends bumping uglies and groaning about it like you're more
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October 07, 2010 | 10:09 AM
by Caeriel Crestin
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) - Some things don't respond well to extra pressure, like sleep. Sometimes the more urgent it is that you get some rest, the less likely it'll actually happen. You end up watching the clock all night, desperately tired, thinking, "Ugh, I have to get up in five hours…. Four hours…three hours!" Of course, taking the pressure off isn't easy in those situations—however, you still need to do your best, since one or two just like this are bound to crop up this week. Sometimes the only thing that worksmore

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Be Hair Now

October 07, 2010 | 10:08 AM
by Anuhea Yagi
Costco's haircare sales have taken a steep dive in the year since Locks of Love received the fattest single-donation they've likely ever seen, and my scalp is still recovering from the shock. I realize it most when I get into the car—before turning the ignition, exhaust pipe farting ghosts—and I don't have to pause to reopen the door to unstick my unruly tentacles. Or when my brush grasps at air near my hips and must make an unnatural migration to well above my shoulders. People are charitable with their compliments, saying "cute" when I know they mean "Chia Pet," but since the mirror, mirror on the wall ain't dishing any deference, I'll takemore
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