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Eh BrahDecember 14, 2011 | 08:43 AMHey you, middle-aged frumpy gal: You sit on your lanai and chain-smoke all day which means all of your neighbors have to smell your nasty cigarette smoke. We also love watching you fling your lung cookies off the balcony throughout the day. And we can hardly wait for you to go to sleep so we can lie in our beds listening to your cough and hack all night. Please go inside with your trash habits! |
Sign LanguageDecember 14, 2011 | 12:40 PMby Caeriel CrestinSagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Here's my dilemma: there's something wonderful about the way a hot tub can soothe beleaguered muscles after an intense workout—but the hot tub at my gym is kind of gross. So which outweighs the other? The grossness of the hot tub or the pleasure of a soak? This kind of quandary is strikingly similar to the one you'll likely face this week. Of course, only you can figure out which side of the scale ultimately weighs more, but I hope that you, like me, will at least try to figure it out from firsthand experience. I won't be able to decide, for example, until I know: just how gross is it, and just how good does it feel? |
Kula KidDecember 14, 2011 | 12:41 PMby Anuhea YagiShrill and sweet, as if uttered by an ESL automaton, her question hung like a broken ornament. "Woo you li' to make a donation to Toys fo' Tots?" The barrel chested tourist sat back on his heels, um-ing. He rocked forward and back again. He looked at his well-dressed wife. She looked away. His pause divulged his heart. |
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