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Eh Brah

Beautiful Girlfriend Abuse

February 22, 2012 | 10:59 AM
Eh Brah! You look really cool yelling at your beautiful girlfriend in public. It really makes you look like you're in control of your pathetic, plaid wearing, illiterate, comb-less life of yours. It's no surprise that you're too busy "crying over spilled milk" to notice that the incoming phone call from "MOM" is coincidentally the same phone number as your girl's future boyfriend. I'm sorry to interrupt your very important rampage, but it looks like she has to answer this one. Do yourself a favor: once you pull your head out of your butt... COMB YOUR HAIR! more
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February 22, 2012 | 12:23 PM
by Caeriel Crestin
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) The way you see the world simply isn't the way others see the world, most of the time. The negatives you perceive in your own life, in particular, are generally not on anyone's radar but yours. So why are you trying so incredibly hard to get someone else to see it your way, when your way…kind of sucks? They have a happier view of the situation, so might I suggest that instead of squandering your energy attempting to get them to agree with your dismal perspective, why don't you work on bringing yourself to theirs? more
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