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Eh BrahMarch 28, 2012 | 08:34 AMThat was a very close call the other night in front of Lahaina Grill. You clipped my open passenger door, and ended up pulling off a piece of the door. What you don't know is that my five-week-old daughter was inside the car. You missed her by a mere 12 inches. By the looks of your cheap little sedan, you probably don't have kids. If you did, I think you'd realize what a dork you are. Please slow down and watch out.  |
Sign LanguageMarch 28, 2012 | 12:25 PMby Caeriel CrestinAries (March 21-April 19)
This week, wise advice, insight, or life-changing perspective is likely to arrive through the words of a child, crazy person, or drunken idiot you know. Listen very carefully. Naturally, most of what they say will be laughable, discardable nonsense, and should be instantly dismissed. However, there's at least one priceless gem in there that you'd do well to heed. Miss or ignore it at your peril, or you'll pay consequences you can't easily afford. They won't remember the moment clearly enough to say I told you so, later—but you'll hear it ringing in your ears, anyway. |
Kula KidMarch 28, 2012 | 12:23 PMby Anuhea YagiIf the last two Friday nights have felt emptier than a bum's beer bottle, here's the cause: without warning, "The A-Train," KRKH 97.3 FM's Friday night rock n' roll show, was forced into an unwarranted and untimely end. As with infants and ejaculation, there ain't nothin' good about being premature. |
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