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Sideswiped in Kahului

June 13, 2012 | 11:00 AM
This is for the ass who sideswiped me as I was riding my bike one recent morning on Dairy Road in Kahului. You were leaving the parking lot next to McDonald's with your phone in your hand (and clearly didn't even look for people on bikes, like me) as you made your turn onto the road. You knocked me off my bike and then just kept going. I'm fortunate that the bruddah driving a van down the road was able to stop in time instead of running me over. As for you, I'd be worrying about karma right now, and whether anybody happened to see your license plate. more
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June 13, 2012 | 10:53 AM
by Caeriel Crestin
Gemini (May 21-June 20) I dreamt I was an incompetent witch last night. My broom sputtered and lurched as I flew. I tried to zap electronic yokes from the necks of unicorns held in thrall, but my expectantly pointed finger yielded no spark. Attacked by the harsh, whip-wielding herdmaster, I wove a spell, which fizzled and withered like a dud firecracker. This dream has relevance to you because, like me, a lot of your actions have felt powerless, and some of them have even backfired, lately. Also like me, the only real solution is to laugh, heartily, at yourself, and have faith things will improve. more
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