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Eh BrahJune 27, 2012 | 07:48 AMHaiku post office patrons: Being fat, lazy and stupid makes you pathetic, not handicapped. Yeah, I know you're only there for a minute. Guess what? So is everyone else. Here is how it works: you drive in, park in one of the three spots, and then when you're done you leave by way of the exit. Or you can park a long way away and walk. That will at least make you less fat and lazy. |
Sign LanguageJune 27, 2012 | 07:52 AMby Caeriel CrestinCancer (June 21-July 22)
Western society tends to view the heart as the seat of the emotions, but many other cultures say the root of intense feelings is actually the liver. It outweighs the heart and is made of softer stuff—heart tissue is actually pretty tough. I've noticed you've been pretty tough lately, too. Do you really need to be so rugged? Might I suggest taking a break from feeling everything with your sturdy, efficient heart, and switch to experiencing your emotions from a sloppier, softer organ? Try repeating after me: I love you with all my liver. |
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