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Surfah Brah Needs To Calm Down

August 22, 2012 | 12:28 PM
Eh surfah brah: I'm sure you have fun harassing people and starting fights over waves, but we're over it. I've watched you threaten to choke haoles, locals, small women and even children, all because your wife tells you that they "burned her" on a wave. Ever wonder why it happens so often? It's because your wife likes to paddle under people, right on top of them and steal the wave. Smore
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August 22, 2012 | 12:35 PM
by Caeriel Crestin
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Baldasare Forestiere spent almost 50 years on his fantastic creation: the Forestiere Underground Gardens. In the arid San Joaquin Valley, he excavated the hardpan by hand to create a huge complex of gardens, filling most of a 10-acre parcel. You, too, may discover that the ground you've been cultivating is too sun-parched and infertile to support the plants you hoped would grow there. Could you do the equivalent of Mr. Forestiere, and go underground? Maybe what you hoped would grow on the surfacemore
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