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Eh Liquor Store Owner

November 14, 2012 | 07:14 AM
Eh liquor store owner: I was trying to help you out the other night. My mistake trying to tell you that your employee was way too drunk to be at work. Don't you think overcharging customers and acting extremely rude to them is a bad idea? Guess not, because you 86ed me from your store. But I get it–you need your employees to surf and cruise with you on their days off, so you can't really fire them. I wonder how much inventory they slam down the hatch on the clock? Anyway, I've been a loyal customer for how many years, but I've learned my lesson.more
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November 14, 2012 | 07:33 AM
by Caeriel Crestin
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) It's rare when affairs of the heart fall in line with those of the brain. That is, we can often tell what's best for ourselves, but fail to follow it. You know how it goes: "If only I could fall in love with so and so; they adore me!" This week, miraculously, that isn't your problem. Count yourself very lucky. Emotion and logic working together is an uncommon and beautiful thing. While you have them both in the same car agreeing on a destination, don't hesitate. Slam the gas pedal to the floor and go, go go!more
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