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Eh BrahJanuary 23, 2013 | 09:07 AMEh surf board thief: what's up? You stole my 8'11" lime green Jimmy Lewis standup paddle board off my truck in the middle of the afternoon. You're an idiot–it was like stealing a green Corvette. I'm gonna find you. Though it would've made my job easier if the mall where I was parked had security cameras mounted in the parking lot. Seriously, technology like that isn't that expensive. |
Sign LanguageJanuary 23, 2013 | 09:19 AMby Caeriel CrestinAquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You're such a slut. Your actual sexual activity is irrelevant here; I'm referring to your social butterflyism, which has multiplied to truly shocking proportions. I'm surprised you can spare a minute between phone calls, appointments, lunch meetings, texts, and emails to even read this horoscope. Don't worry, I'm not going to chastise you; you're certainly entitled to work your magic on as many people as you can. But don't forget the joys of developing one or two relationships to a greater depth, something that's not always possible. Since it is this week, take the time to do it; who knows when your next chance will be? |
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