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June 23, 2005
It's here! Finally! At long last!
The new issue of Booze Clues—the Maui County Department of Liquor's official newsletter!
It's pretty much your standard LC bureaucratic newsletter. It goes out to to all the licensees. It's got info for establishments on liquor license renewals, tax clearance, gross liquor sales reports, the long-awaited opening of the department's Lahaina office, warnings on a new round of minor decoy sting operations, the elections of new chairpersons for the Liquor Commission and Adjudication Board, a certification exam schedule and a blonde joke.
What, you didn't know the LC had a sense of humor? Oh, when those guys aren't checking time cards and conducting sting operations, they really like to cut loose with a classic blonde joke or two.
Okay, maybe just one. But it's racy! So you at home can share in all the joy, here's the joke exactly as it appeared in the issue:
"A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
"He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
"Her roommate, another blonde, came home and asked, 'What are you doing?' The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
"Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'HELLOOOOOOooooo….. You need to roll up the windows!!"
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