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July 14, 2005
Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less, changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent to "Eh Brah!" c/o Maui Time Weekly, 658 Front Street, Ste. 126A–7278, Lahaina, HI 96761 or send an e-mail to
ehbrah@mauitime.com
To the sterling example of Maui's finest: the hysteria in your voice as you screamed "PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON! ALL OF YOU DOWN THERE PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON!" to the 20 or 30 sunbathers at Little Beach the other day was a dead give-away that you have some real personal issues to deal with. Let me ask you that while you were carrying on your shrieking tirade, did you ever think that maybe others elsewhere on Maui were being attacked and mugged? Whose car was being stolen? Whose home was being burglarized? Man, there are crimes happening all over Maui! How about trying some crime fighting for a change? In many communities the world over, crime fighting is a major part of your job description. So go follow your cousins and nephews and start protecting law-abiding citizens, instead of annoying our European friends who are vacationing at the beach. Oh, by the way, do you think we left our clothes on after you took off? HA!
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