Maui County

Remembering RONZO

August 11, 2005
Exactly 21 years ago this Aug. 11, President Ronald Reagan quipped during a radio broadcast, "I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." He thought it was hilarious; the rest of the world, on edge from his massive nuclear and conventional military build-up—not so much. To commemorate the late president's little joke, here's a list of Ronnie's old movies that sound eerily like porn titles:

Swing Your Lady (1938)

Girls on Probation (1938)

Accidents Will Happen (1938)

Boy Meets Girl (1938)

Naughty but Nice (1939)

Smashing the Money Ring (1939)

Going Places (1939)

Tugboat Annie Sails Again (1940)

An Angel from Texas (1940)

The Bad Man (1941)

Juke Girl (1942)

That Hagen Girl (1947)

Stallion Road (1947)

The Girl From Jones Beach (1949)

John Loves Mary (1949)

The Hasty Heart (1949)

Bedtime for Bonzo (1951)

She's Working Her Way Through College (1952)

Cattle Queen of Montana (1954)

Tennessee's Partner (1955)

-Anthony Pignataro

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