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Picks of the Week
Meshuggah-Nuns!
Friday, Saturday, 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, 5 p.m. at Iao Theatre
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November 17, 2005
[STAGE] Get geared up for some convent and Jewish humor. Maui OnStage is bringing us some more "Nunsense" and by the look of the props list and established people involved, it should make for a good performance. And hey, here's a little something to get you in the mood: So the Head Nun tells two of the sisters to paint a recently vacated room. "You'd better not get any paint on your habits!" she warns them and leaves the Nuns. There is only the two of them in the room, so they decide to remove their habits in order to keep them clean. The two naked Nuns are startled when someone knocks on the door. "Who is it?" they ask. "Blind man," is the reply. Well, they decide, he's blind so he won't see anything. When they open the door the man says, "Nice tits. Now where should I put the blinds?" I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. It's my only Nun joke. Anyway, the show will run on the weekends through December 11th. Tickets are $20 for adults and $18 for seniors. Sunday shows are only $15 for "every blessed seat." Tickets are available at "If the Shoe Fits" in Wailuku or call MOS box office @242-6969. [HEIDI KING]E
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