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Eh Brah
This Week's Eh Brah!
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May 04, 2006
Thanks Brah. Your olfactory abomination really made my night. See, I was excited to go fishing after working all day, and really wanted to try out my brand new $150 ulua setup. So I cast out my live bait and put my pole into the PVC holder. No fish, but I did catch a beautiful sunset and a wiff of your pungent, rotting urine that you'd so helpfully pissed into the PVC fishing pole holder. It soaked into my grip and onto my hands. I gagged liked I was wearing a baby diaper for a gas mask. You're probably the guy that also let his plastic bags float in the ocean and drops cigarette butts in the sand. Oh, and thanks for leaving the puffer and Humu to die on the rocks. I wasn't born here, but I do respect the 'aina. I guess I just have to pick up after you and take care of things myself.
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