Eh Brah

This Week's Eh Brah!

August 03, 2006
Just wanted to say thanks to the crazy lady I let move into my apartment. You and I agreed that you would be here for just one month and that you would leave a deposit for your time in my apartment. Shouldn't have been a problem, yet when you moved in you made my life a living hell. First you cancelled your deposit check because you felt you "shouldn't have to leave one" even though you'd previously agreed to leave one. Then you let loose my dog several times because you believed that "all animals should run free" and that "no pet should be kept in an apartment." Then you made it very clear to me that you intended to play the system and stay in my apartment rent-free for the next month. Then I overheard you on the phone telling one of your girlfriends that you stole checks from me and opened my mail to get personal information about me. When I threatened you with eviction you told me that you would send people to kick my ass. I hope you enjoyed the temporary restraining order I smacked on your ass that immediately evicted you from my apartment and now legally keeps you from ever coming back or contacting me. See you in court!

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