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Picks of the Week
Year of the Boar
Various celebrations—see Da Kine Calendar, p. 29
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February 22, 2007
[HOLIDAY] Personally, I've always referred to this as the Year of the Pig. This is because my mom was born in the Year of the Pig and it really pisses her off. She'd much rather be born in something cool-sounding, like, the Year of the Tiger, Horse, or even the Rooster. But no… she's destined to a life sprinkled full of pig jokes. People born in the Year of the Pig tend to be great groomers, are generous and trustworthy, meticulous and like to wallow around in all of their fancy stuff. Pig people are smart—smart enough to know that people are making oink-ing noises behind their back. Hilary Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, John McEnroe and the Dalai Lama are all pigs. Oh, and my mom. My mom is a pig. [LB]
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