2007-12-13 Columns

Eh Brah




	Illustration: Ron Pitts

December 13, 2007

This goes out to the guy who decided to park his piece of crap white sports car in a handicapped spot at the Pukalani Shopping Center. Nice move, brah! Couldn't you push your little car—which didn't have a handicapped parking sign—into a regular stall? Oh wait: you had to park close so that your girlfriend wouldn't have to walk very far. Yeah, that's legit. And your parking was atrocious! Ever heard of lines? Your front tire was halfway into the access ramp lines. Here's a thought: do us all a favor and sell your ride for something that's easier to fit into handicapped stalls, like a Tercel or even an Aspire.

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Christmas spirit
December 17, 2007 | 01:23 AM

My wife was frustated after going to several businesses to find a box to ship photos she had put on canvas.She was having no luck when she walked into Picture it framed in Kahului.The guy there went out of his way to help her make her own custom box .He gave her all the materials and tools for the job at no charge.This guy didn?t make a dime off my wife and yet he was so gracious.I would recommend his business to anyone.It?s so wonderful to encounter people like this that show true aloha.

Derek DeCrausaz
To the guy with the sports car
December 17, 2007 | 07:02 PM

Hey do not let these envious people get to you. Just because you have a Porsche does not mean you have to give it up for an aspire so that you can park it like how they want you to park it . We park our vechiles that way for a reason so idiots like them do not ding, scratch or dent our vehicles. Keep in mind these are the type of people that likes to ruin other people vehicle because they cannot afford to own one themselves and that is why they can only afford to buy "TERCEL's and ASPIRE" because that is all they are worth. Trust me I own one of those rare vehicles and my landlord damaged it and snaked out of taking care of the repairs. People like these will find away to ruin what you have and get away with not having to pay any of the damages.

Norman Villarama
Silly kine parking
December 19, 2007 | 06:08 PM

When idiots like Norman park their cars taking up two stalls, I find that very inviting to give them a key job down the side of their car, so, it doesn't really work to their advantage. I love it!!!

Johnnie
December 20, 2007 | 07:28 PM

I would slash your car with my knife, even if you were in a regular stall, Brah.

Vandal
Norm, you are an idiot..
January 22, 2008 | 10:13 PM

Don't kid yourself Norm, your piece of shit "porsche" isn't worth any more than an Aspire.

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