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EHBRAH

May 22, 2008
I just wanted to thank you for eliminating any doubt I had about my decision to dump your ass. Even though I told you not to contact me, you continued to call and text me, saying how much you love me and that I’m the most amazing and attractive person you ever met. Of course, you also said that as amazing as I am, the problem started when I wasn’t able to give up “ownership of your body” and let you mess around with other girls. You said in this 27th year of your life, you needed to be with someone who will let you be “sexually free” with whomever you desire but still come back to OUR bed when you feel your sexual hunger has been satiated for the evening. But then you added that I probably shouldn’t worry about any of that, considering you also said that you most likely wouldn’t want to be sexual with anyone else because knowing you can get any girl at any time “doesn’t make it as appealing.” Well I wanted your honesty and thank God I got it so I didn’t do anything stupid like ever thinking you were comparable to a normal human being. Then I realized how much time I wasted with a complete tool. To ladies everywhere: think twice about trusting the tall, dark and LAME.

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    Haole Boys
    May 22, 2008 | 10:14 PM

    I agree....5'9", haole, and totally awesome is much better. Oh, and much easier to understand. Good luck finding a good haole.

    Azul
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    Dis guy fo real?
    May 22, 2008 | 10:17 PM

    Hey, good riddins. Da boy you dumped sounds lolo. Let em go back to playing with his marbles in da keiki yard.

    wow
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    May 24, 2008 | 06:34 PM

    no can that kine

    unknown
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    June 08, 2008 | 08:09 PM

    I agree with Azul. Good lucking finding a good haole! Those damn haole boys!! With their college degrees and jobs, losers.

    Honestly
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    June 08, 2008 | 08:09 PM

    I agree with Azul. Good lucking finding a good haole! Those damn haole boys!! With their college degrees and jobs, losers.

    Honestly
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