2008-06-05 Columns

Eh Brah

June 05, 2008

You really scored big stealing a member of my limited family—my dog. Coco was my closest friend and now she’s gone. If you take something like that from someone then you’re the worst kind of thief. If you steal, you lie and if you lie, you cheat. I hope your friends see this and realize you would do them like you did me in a second if you thought it would serve your needs. I offer a reward for Coco, a happy, friendly brownish black Staffordshire terrier with an amazing white lightning bolt marking on the back of her neck and cute little white “socks” on all fours. Rewards are given as a payment for good pono. Your friends should realize that you are despicable and they should take advantage of my reward and do to you what you would do to them if your sociopathic mind ever gets a chance. You can’t be trusted. The reward is “no questions asked”—I just want my dog safe, sound and back in my ‘ohana.

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June 08, 2008 | 07:40 PM

I hope the loser who stole you dog gets hit by a truck.

Bruce Lee
your use of the word pono is not pono
June 23, 2008 | 09:17 PM

"Rewards are given as a payment for good pono."

pono police

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