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November 20, 2008
The visitor downturn has been a bad thing for tourist-dependent Maui. But here's a silver lining: fewer douchebags. You know the type: young, overconfident (almost always Caucasian) males with meticulously trimmed facial hair, decked out in wannabe gangsta gear, slathered with way too much shitty cologne. You can find them on any given night at the bar or club, trying out some recycled pickup line on the nearest female. Do you despise them, too? Then check out this wonderfully wicked video, a parody PSA that calls on the women of the world to avoid these predatory douches (and "the gallons of hair gel and bottles of orange tan they sexually abuse nightly") and rid the world of their kind once and for all. -JS

Find it at... www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDeWJqKx3Y0


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  1. print email
    November 20, 2008 | 04:03 PM

    thedirty.com

    The Dales
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    Lame
    November 20, 2008 | 08:09 PM

    Anything better to talk about on Maui Time weekly than Joey Blow Outs from New Jersey? Get a life Maui Time Weekly writers. Thanks

    Hoping the net place i live has a better indepen
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    Lame second that
    November 21, 2008 | 06:09 PM

    You act like Maui is some Spring Break local that all the frats come visit. Not the case. Most visitors are families. Just because your sour that these white boys come in and actually dress in something different that surf shorts and slippers, put on cologne so that they don't smell like budweiser and salt water, and fix their hair to seem as if they do have a life other than being a beach bum, and surprise surprise actually attract women, it doesn't make them douchebags.

    now what demographic did I just describe? oh yeah local guys

    Local guy that gets it
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    Douchebag Fights Back
    November 22, 2008 | 06:06 PM

    Apparently there are a few douchebags that are thin skinned. One is suing the author of "Hot Chicks With Douchebags" for being outed.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1118082douche1.html

    Was the first popped collar worn by Dan Tanna?

    Mike
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    That's seriously hilarious!
    November 22, 2008 | 11:37 PM

    This is now my favorite part of the paper. Awesome stuff.

    Click Fan
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    Click Fan
    November 25, 2008 | 01:33 AM

    Glad to give a laugh. Maybe the feedback will be the new creative force behind MTW.

    getting bored reader
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    Um...
    November 25, 2008 | 03:21 AM

    I was talking about the Click, not one of the comments. Most of the comments on here are ignorant crap.

    Click Fan
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    Yes Sir
    November 25, 2008 | 09:46 PM

    Thank you for the link. To quote Jay-z They are "Loud as a motorbike but wouldn't bust a grape in a fruitfight."

    MattBeresford
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