Pono is as Pono Does

2009-12-17 Columns

December 17, 2009

Eh Brah, I saw you and your beer-guzzling buddies at the beach in South Maui. Most of you had 50-inch guts under too-small tank tops that said "Do What is Pono." The irony when you dumped your charcoal on the sand and left your beer bottles was just too much. Yeah, pono. Look it up.

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December 17, 2009 | 07:36 PM

Are you suprised at this behavior???? Happens all the time..

amazed
December 17, 2009 | 10:27 PM

I don't get the picture.

Anonymous
I don't get the picture either....
December 18, 2009 | 09:31 PM

does that short guy have his hand in the front of his pants? and what is the other guy holding & eating?

annie
Not enough to complain about
December 19, 2009 | 04:32 PM

This weeks issues sucked. I couldn't find one thing to complain about anonymously in the online comments section.

Dissappointed Coward
December 19, 2009 | 11:31 PM

Is the guy in front of the reindeer gonna commit some bestiality?

ARRRGGHHHHH
December 20, 2009 | 07:47 AM

How many of these jokers drove away with too much beer, jeopardizing the safety of Mauis' innocent drivers; just because, to them this was PONO!!!!!!

Santa
Same shit differnt day
December 20, 2009 | 08:43 AM

EH , ALL PONO huh ... NO , figure it out kooks ! Listen to tiita and no fuken litta ! If you cant understand that ... Next time your posted at the beach acting cool like you own it ' I can't wait for you to cut open ur foot and bleed bleed bleed ;)

Merry X mas Pono KOoKs

you know
The Real Meaning of Pono
December 22, 2009 | 02:46 AM

I am the Kahu of Mother Nature. I can explain Pono, because I embody Pono. When people come to worship at my heiiau at Kukuipuka at Kahakuloa, many weep. It is because they realize that they are surrounded by the mana, the life force, of Mother Nature. The whales swim by, and say hello to us with their ha, their sacred breath of life. That is Pono. I am Pono. Pono is me. Buy my albums. Come to my concerts. Spread the Good Word of Lei'ohu. Wear my t-shirts. I am Maui. Maui is me. I speak for Pele.

Lei'ohu Ryder
Great Stocking Stuffers!!
December 22, 2009 | 02:52 AM

Buy great stocking stuffers at leihouryder.com! Still time to arrive before Kahu Santa does! Buy Pono, Kipa, Aloha, Kokua, Lawa, and all sorts of other hawaiian social ideals, embodied in personalities who with significant gravitas! Refer to "oiwi" like you care what it means! Be a Peace Hero! Smoke dope with Willie Nelson, Woody Harrelson, Arun Gandhi, Wayne Dwyer, Alan Cohen, Ram Dass, Tiger Woods, and Doodles the Clown!

Just two days to Santa!!
December 22, 2009 | 02:54 AM

I am a fat lesbian narssicist, who sops my ego with easily impressed japanese tourists. i am kanaka. i am woman, smell me roar.

Lei'ohu Ryder, now available for Mac OS
Here we go again
December 26, 2009 | 08:50 PM

Somebody has to get off the spacecraft! I am a fan of Lei'ohu and have never met her but she must be some special person for you to spend so much negative energy putting her down. You are DEFINITELY not pono, and that may be why you have these problems dealing with someone who expresses these virtues. I'm not saying SHE is totally pono, we all can be more so in our lives, but you better just back off. Makes you look bad, oh yeah, the cowards way of dealing with it,call yourself Lei'ohu...

Tsunami

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