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The Eight Track Players


Hard-rocking cover band may be Kihei's best-kept secret—seriously


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December 31, 2009
"We're called The Eight Track Players because we take you waaay back," says keytar-wielding frontman Curtis Williams of his fun and funky five-man ensemble. It's a rare mid-set interjection; he and the other band members keep their crowd colloquy to a minimum.

Focusing on the music while living up to the nostalgic promise of their namesake, they whisk audiences way back with K.C. & The Sunshine Band's 1975 "Boogie Shoes," transitioning without pause into Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five's 1982 "The Message."

By this time, there's not a still bone in the house. Kahale's Saturday night patrons—some with hands held high, wrists bobbing to the kick of Jerry Byer's bass lines—chime along: "Don't push me/'Cause I'm close to the edge/I'm trying not to lose my head." Yet all in attendance are already well over the edge. The Eight Track Players have lit a fire under every foot.

Just after 10pm—more than two hours into sweating and singing along—the joint feels past capacity. Seated at the bar are Kahale's biker-regulars, in well-worn leather vests emblazoned with insignia, who nod their heads as lefty guitarist Phil Ellison belts 1986's "Keep Your Hands to Yourself." For an imposing man who looks as if he'd be more at home on the defensive line than the Mason-Dixon, Ellison's surprisingly Southern intonation would make the Georgia Satellites themselves jealous.

Hunkered down next to the bikers are rhythmically endowed, black-clad dreadies, who in turn sit next to snowbird couples painted with genuine, glaze-eyed smiles—their thinning, light-dyed coiffures aglow like halos that waft slightly as their shoulders shimmy to Prince's 1986 hit "Kiss" and M.'s 1979 "Pop Muzik."

Well-styled young people saunter in, enraptured by The Eight Track Players' renditions of Earth Wind & Fire's 1974 "Shining Star," or Michael Jackson's 1982 "Billie Jean," and immediately hit the dance floor. They squeeze in alongside other revelers without stopping so much as to set down their purses, let alone order a drink.

But the drinks flow, thanks to the good attendance of a single waitress and single bartender, who work the tables with fluidity. Toward the back near the pinball machine there's a table of local professional-types, who beg to be pegged as hardworking CPAs-pau hana, plus another table twice as big with couples who look to be longtime Kiheians, bearing sun-bleached hair and leathery tans. They smile and sing to "Word Up!", the 1986 club hit by Cameo, and Jimi Hendrix's 1968 "Voodoo Chile."

Vince Esquire bassist Shawn Michael is also among the night's admirers, chilling in back on the ivory upholstered bench seats, with his girlfriend Fasha. Michael makes a fist and mimes mashing it into the table top. "I give 'em my stamp of approval. Vince and I are always talking them up—they're great."

Tonight however, The Eight Track Players need no talking up. They elicit an energy from the crowd that is rarely rivaled—especially for a cover band.

"The girls helped us a lot," guitarist Chris Limos later tells me with a smile, after finishing packing up his natural wood-finished Fender Stratocaster. He refers to what began with a solitary, pigtailed blonde who cheered from the onset as if she were a band member's enthusiastic new bride. Though alone at first, with every passing song, her friends arrived. And they all could dance.

Outside the bar, "the girls" and I chat during the band's only break. "Write that they're awesome! Capital A-W-E-S-O-M-E, exclamation point," raves the pigtailed maiden. Striking her hand in front of her four times as she illustrates the quantity of punctuation, she continues, "There's that one guy," she describes the tall, dark Ellison, "he doesn't look up at the crowd much, but he's hot. Good, too—but hot."

The briny dank of a warm Kihei night clings mercilessly to lungs and skin and the streetlamp-illuminated haze hangs thick, but it's not enough to mask the music. A hefty tourist family crosses the parking lot as the ensemble strikes up again. The women of the troupe giggle and dance toe to heel as Byer's thumbed resonation coupled with Gino Morelli's drum rolls from his hand-crafted kit (literally all but the floortom are of his own making), cut through Kahale's louvered, makai-facing windows.

The visiting womens' husbands and sons avert their eyes, trying not to see the way their wahine beg to turn around and head inside. If only they knew what they were passing by: a well-oiled time machine that's hovered slightly under the radar for a half-decade, with a set-list as varied as snowflakes (they claim it's never, ever the same).

The band closes with a lengthy (and begged-for) hana hou, appropriately kicked off with Prince's 1984 "Purple Rain." Post-show, I'm back outside, this time with the band. It's well past 11pm, but the progression of the night has tempered some of the earlier heat.

Leaning on the fender of an old Toyota Land Cruiser, Williams says, "We're the freshest old school band." Limos, taking a seat next to him, laughs. "That's an oxymoron!"

"The art of comparison," replies Williams.

"The art of comprehension," says Limos, again chuckling.

Thus—as I head home happy, sweat-soaked and a little lit—I comprehend that The Eight Track Players are fun and funky and funny. Anu Yagi, MauiTime

The Eight Track Players
Next Gigs: Pride of Maui, Thursday, December 31, 10pm; Kahale's, Saturday, January 2, 7:30pm

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    A cover band awesome...?
    December 31, 2009 | 10:38 AM

    A Contradiction in terms.

    Icysurfer
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    Yes, A.W.E.S.O.M.E.
    December 31, 2009 | 01:09 PM

    Cover bands can be awesome dip shit. Ever seen Willie K?

    It's about knowing your audience and pleasing the bar/club you are playing at. Not many non-cover bands can hold down a few gigs a week for years and still draw a crowd.

    In addition I'd like to inform you that Tom Petty, Toby Keith, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan etc. all had to play choke covers when starting out. One story I remember is that Tom Petty was scolded for playing original tunes while holding down a regular gig by the club owner. His solution was to announce, "We're gonna do a new Neil Young tune" and then play an original.

    Being a professional musician on the island I can attest that your mission is to make the bar/club money. Being self indulgent with your band and playing great originals is appreciated. Trust me, you won't get hired by a club to do that week after week. You will however get a gig maybe once a month to showcase your music and then hit your day job in the morning because your band isn't paying the bills.

    It sucks I agree. We shouldn't judge a band on whether they will "get signed" or not. Judge them by the good time they bring to your evening, you know, the amount of hot and horny drunk women a great band puts on display for your entertainment.

    The Coolest Guy Ever
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    January 01, 2010 | 03:28 PM

    I had an eight track tape deck in my car. I came out one morning and found someone had broken into it and left ten tapes.

    TipAndRing
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    Really?
    January 03, 2010 | 08:34 AM

    Seriously? Is Maui that sad that now a cover band gets an article? I own a Kobe jersey and a basketball, you think you'd might wanna do an article on my basketball playing?

    Willie K is a racist pig. Fuck him.

    Lucifer
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    Loves Willie Kahaiali'i
    January 03, 2010 | 07:44 PM

    First they're dissin' Willie Nelson, and now Willie K.? You think they got where they are by kissing YOUR sorry ass? Where are YOUR lifetime accomplishments or are you one of those envious ----ups that have nothing to show for your supposed life here on earth? Oh, yeah, you are Lucifer, we know what your talents are...

    Misutani
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    Whale Day
    January 05, 2010 | 07:26 AM

    Willie K is a racist. That fat fuck thinks he has done something with music, funny. Only in Hawaii does someone that has so many lifetime accomplishments(according to Misutani) still plays dive bars and dinner halls. The only good about Willie K is his manager Ed. I was one that was hoping that the gout would kill the racist fat fuck they call Willie K. If anyone has spent anytime around this wasteful human being, you would know that he has the mind of a dolt.

    Ben
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    Labels
    January 05, 2010 | 07:31 AM

    Will Shawn Michael ever shake loose the title of being Vince's bassist? You would think he could ride on his own merits by now.

    Ben
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    Easy Now, Rude Boys
    January 05, 2010 | 11:55 AM

    Shawn Michael can indeed "ride on his own merits." However, given that he menitons "Vince" in the quote, don't you think that requires some simple explanation? Not to mention the transient nature of our island's population--especially in areas like the South Side--where readers might yet be green to the scene.

    As for cover bands being unworthy of coverage, coverage is just that: blanketing what's out there. What IS bad is that a band that's gigged--and gigged well--for years can go so long without a review. If the band sucked, the review would reflect that (and those reviews are great too)!

    Besides, if done well, what's wrong with enjoying nostalgic, live music that would otherwise be impossible to hear performed by the original artist?

    I Heart Participation
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    Five Days In....
    January 05, 2010 | 05:07 PM

    to the New Year and people are assed up about five guys in a biker bar in Kihei, Maui on a Saturday night. We are paying 13.99 (American) for Heineken 12-packs. Have you no mercy?

    The TDE
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    8 track haters
    January 06, 2010 | 03:41 AM

    Shawn Michael can indeed "ride on his own merits." Thanks for noticing, your compliments are always welcome. I've been told by many people I need to brag more about my talents, abilities, accomplishments etc., that I need to step forward and "be more rockstar" about it. Living in happiness with good friends is enough for me, they are aware of the other 90% that makes me who I am. It's always fun to trip people out when they discover I'm not just a bass player.

    Mahalo
    P.S. I have the utmost respect for Willie K, he's been nothing but respectful and gracious towards me.

    In addition, The 8 Track Players are great, musically and personally, get over it haters.

    "The" Shawn Michael
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    Cover Bands vs. Shitty Bands
    January 06, 2010 | 09:34 AM

    Cover bands should not be written about, but it is Maui and we seem to have nothing but cover acts and lounge singers to write about. I'll take this article over another one written about the Throwaways and hearing them and their fans talking hysterically about world tours and major labels. Willie K is nothing special, he's good but nothing special, he's just a glorified lounge singer. The only decent and worthy original band on Maui is Order of the White Rose. They're about the only ones that are playing original music that isn't bubblegum island sounds like the Throwaways.

    Cameron
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