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Roseanne Barr at the Hard Rock Cafe
Friday (January 15), Hard Rock Cafe, Lahaina, 10pm, $40-$75
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January 14, 2010 BARR NONE - Guess who has the after-Shatner slot in the Hard Rock Cafe's celeb series to benefit World Hunger Year? Roseanne Barr. One of those necessary/unnecessary surnames, huh? If you've been spelunking for so long that precious Pick space need be wasted with background on this visiting celeb, then you are too far-Gollum to be helped. It's Roseanne. The Domestic Goddess. If you and 99 friends are also domestic goddesses, you can decorate yourselves with 2.25- or 3.5-inch buttons ($129.99-$181.99, 100 qty)—emblazoned with a magical yellow glove—from roseanneworld.com. However, the logo stein ($18.19) or BBQ apron ($21.49) might be more appropriate. And practical (sort of). And practically any logo-applicable thingamajig is available thanks to CafePress—116 products, by my count (exclusive of the 113 items in her Hello Piggy line, which includes Made in the U.S.A. thongs for $10.39). And yes, "YES WE CANnabis" products, too (a notably fancier, more select line). But the best thing Roseanne World brings us is Roseanne's blog. In anticipation of her arrival, let us close with these Christmas-day sentiments, posted at 11:07am: "crazy woman dressed in red… breaks through the barricades and knocks over the sane man in a bejewelled dress who approaches a throne on a baccillis [I think she means basilisk] to tell the poor to have more children. Merry Satan, I mean Santa! / It is up to the Bi-Polar now, to save the world for righteousness sake, which is the manic high itself!!! crazy women dressed in red—million bitches march apr. 1 Washington DC. / JEWESS WE CAN!!!" 667-5278 - MauiTime, Anu Yagi
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