Native American Psycho

2010-04-15 Columns

April 14, 2010 | 03:14 PM

To the Native American brudda and his wife who so proudly talked pono, led sweat lodges and peyote ceremonies and made beautiful beaded spirit tools but then turned around and grew pakalolo in the house I rented to them (with no cards, putting my property at risk) and then sold my stuff at a yard sale the day before they slithered off the island, leaving a trashed house, back rent, utility bills and ripping off the private school that taught your kids: Eff you, you lying, thieving bastards! You talked pono but with forked tongues—like the snakes you are. One day your spirit guides are gonna bite you big time.

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April 15, 2010 | 01:28 AM

and which school was it?

Cool Arrow, shaman of the Mojito tribe
Because.....
April 15, 2010 | 12:45 PM

You could have rented to a nice (insert prefered Race Here) and your Karma (Poor Business Sense) would have not EFFed you. Its you property to keep and manage not theirs. Sorry you got burned but to Malama what you are responsible for and provides for you IS PONO.

Pono is as Pono does
don't feel bad
April 15, 2010 | 05:27 PM

ugh.....don't....ugh....feel bad about your....ugh....misfortune. If it...ugh....makes you feel any.....ugh....better, I'm going to screw......ugh.......everyone......ugh

Barrack Hussein Obama mmm...mmm...mmm...
April 15, 2010 | 05:41 PM

RIGHT....let's blame the victim.

Right, when someone rents a property, they don't have any responsibility, just rights and privileges. Never mind the Landlord-Tenant Code. Never mind the rental agreement. Never mind the individual's responsibility to the law and the people around him for his own actions. Any problem a tenant causes a landlord, means the landlord is not "pono"

"Pono is" is immature. Grow up
WAIT!!
April 15, 2010 | 05:53 PM

OK..so the landlord is saying that he rented to someone who held peyote ceremonies--that is, gathered people together to get them zonked on psychedelics--and then the landlord got his nose out of joint because this guy grew some pot and generally acted like a degraded drug user. Hmmmm...white man speak with forked tongue

that's just silly
Are you sure he is haole landlord?
April 16, 2010 | 07:35 AM

Sounds pretty local to me.

Not a landlord
Sudbury?
April 16, 2010 | 05:02 PM

The only private school i can think of that would attract a pot-growing peyote-smoking red skin..is Sudbury. OK, maybe Haleakala School, but that is a little far away from the prime pot-growing areas from Haiku to Kipahulu. So..was it Sudbury?

Puff Puff PASS!
I feel you
April 16, 2010 | 06:12 PM

I feel you, brah. Got jacked by the same Snake you did. You know some tribes give names at older ages to signify a gift or trait for which the keiki is known? Well, we know what tribe bruddah Snake must be from. Sorry you got burned too. And to all those haters out there saying you had it coming - they just like Snakes, no can argue lolo kine Snake who is jacking their own landlord.

Jacked Too
April 17, 2010 | 07:59 PM

Hey Pono Landloard,
I was there when you came over to inspect there grow room. You wanted to jack up there rent from $1600 to $2000 and those snakes turned you on to quite a bit of pakalolo to smoke. They were a bit snakey true, but, they were stellar in a native american church meeting or a sweat lodge. And the place was a junk pile when they moved in. I helped them clean it up.

JIM
April 18, 2010 | 08:34 AM

My heroes have always been cowboys.

willie nelson
April 20, 2010 | 12:38 PM

So if those Injuns had a Sex Dungeon, you'd be okay with it?

Anonymous does not forgive
More Respect for Genuine People
April 21, 2010 | 10:44 PM

Yes, I would be more okay with someone I met who was organizing a "Sex Dungeon" than a sweat lodge. It would strike me as more genuine, more sincere. I have been invited to sweat lodges at Twin Falls, and it just turns me off. For me, spirituality or whatever you call it isn't supposed to be something you have to do in a group to show how much you conform to the hippie fashion fad of the day. Or something you should lead to get people to trust you by conning them to think how "pono" you are (Lei'ohu Ryder, take note, maybe you can learn from your betters here).

I truly believe that someone who invited me to a Sex Dungeon--while I would not be especially interested, probably--would be a more spiritually mature person that this "Native American brudda" or, say, Granny Lei'ohu.

Call me a Colonizer and break down in tears
$$$ No Pono
April 22, 2010 | 08:23 AM

Typical...I've been there...no good deed goes unpunished. Hope u kept the deposit. Get a judgment against them and if they ever return you can try to collect.

Miki Morr
April 23, 2010 | 07:13 PM

Nah, sue 'em, get judgment, sell debt to collection agency. Fuck up their credit score.

They wanna pull out a loan? Bank denies them one.

Anonymous does not forgive
April 23, 2010 | 07:17 PM

I know of one old fuck that has a dungeon out in Haiku. Scary mofo. In his 70's, wants one or two bi-female pain slut sex slaves. Fucker is one loony SOB.

eh.....

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