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Uncheerful
August 25, 2010
This is for all the parents who let their daughters join the various “dance” troupes on the island that are in fact training grounds for the next generation of hoochie mamas: Just because something is organized and has uniforms doesn’t make it a wholesome activity. Dancing is great; cheerleading is perfectly fine. But young girls wearing skin-tight shorts and short-shirts shaking their okoles, sometimes right out on the sidewalk to attract people (dirty old men?) to their car-wash fundraisers? It’s sick. I’m sorry—someone had to say it....More
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Grocery Store Gross Out
August 18, 2010
This is for the checker at a certain grocery store who has a seemingly perpetual cold and is always sneezing and coughing right before handling people’s More...
Booting a Computer Thief
August 11, 2010
I take you in like my own son nine years ago cuz your parents didn’t want you no more. I get you your first job delivering for da flower shop, let you More...feedback icon 4
Paying Praise to a Wallet Returner
August 04, 2010
This is for the person who returned my wallet—cash, credit cards and all—and not only didn’t ask for a reward, but did it totally anonymously so I couldn’t More...feedback icon 6
Old Man River
July 29, 2010
Eh Old Man River: I know you like to sing, and you’ve actually got a decent voice. But that opera shit at five in the morning isn’t working for me. There More...
Calling Out a Craigslist Trash Talker
July 07, 2010
So you thought you could write those nasty things about me on the Craigslist rants and raves and it wouldn’t get back to me? Brah, this is Maui. Everything More...feedback icon 4
Running Off at the Mouth
June 30, 2010
Eh Mr. Sweaty Runner Man: Exercise is well and good, but how’s about you watch where you’re going? Bumping into my daughter and splashing her with sweat? More...feedback icon 2
Unhappy Endings
June 23, 2010
So this is how it’s supposed to go: I take you out, buy you a nice dinner, engage in some good conversation, then we go back to my place and see where More...feedback icon 12
Playground Pariah
June 16, 2010
To the lady at the playground with the four crazy snot-nosed kids and only two hands: that’s a bad equation, especially when you choose to sit on your More...feedback icon 12
Oogling With Impunity
June 09, 2010
Eh lady, you don’t want me to look, don’t wear such a low-cut shirt. It’s not like I whistled or groped, just let my eyes linger on two of God’s fine More...feedback icon 5
Maui Drivers Sending the Wrong Signals
June 02, 2010
The other day, after dropping off my kids at school, I encountered you in your car driving in front of me. You turned into a driveway without using a More...feedback icon 4
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