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|  UncheerfulAugust 25, 2010This is for all the parents who let their daughters join the various “dance” troupes on the island that are in fact training grounds for the next generation of hoochie mamas: Just because something is organized and has uniforms doesn’t make it a wholesome activity. Dancing is great; cheerleading is perfectly fine. But young girls wearing skin-tight shorts and short-shirts shaking their okoles, sometimes right out on the sidewalk to attract people (dirty old men?) to their car-wash fundraisers? It’s sick. I’m sorry—someone had to say it....MoreEH BRAH! |
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 Grocery Store Gross OutAugust 18, 2010This is for the checker at a certain grocery store who has a seemingly perpetual cold and is always sneezing and coughing right before handling people’s More... Booting a Computer ThiefAugust 11, 2010I take you in like my own son nine years ago cuz your parents didn’t want you no more. I get you your first job delivering for da flower shop, let you More... 4 Paying Praise to a Wallet ReturnerAugust 04, 2010This is for the person who returned my wallet—cash, credit cards and all—and not only didn’t ask for a reward, but did it totally anonymously so I couldn’t More... 6 Old Man RiverJuly 29, 2010Eh Old Man River: I know you like to sing, and you’ve actually got a decent voice. But that opera shit at five in the morning isn’t working for me. There More... Running Off at the MouthJune 30, 2010Eh Mr. Sweaty Runner Man: Exercise is well and good, but how’s about you watch where you’re going? Bumping into my daughter and splashing her with sweat? More... 2 Unhappy EndingsJune 23, 2010So this is how it’s supposed to go: I take you out, buy you a nice dinner, engage in some good conversation, then we go back to my place and see where More... 12 Playground PariahJune 16, 2010To the lady at the playground with the four crazy snot-nosed kids and only two hands: that’s a bad equation, especially when you choose to sit on your More... 12 Oogling With ImpunityJune 09, 2010Eh lady, you don’t want me to look, don’t wear such a low-cut shirt. It’s not like I whistled or groped, just let my eyes linger on two of God’s fine More... 5 | | text follow mauitime to 40404 or go to twitter.com/mauitime |
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