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I dated her, too
June 27, 2010 | 08:51 PM

I had the same experience with the same woman! I didn't want to spend $200 on dinner, but she kept ordering and ordering! And, you know, it is hard to run up that kind of tab at an okazu-ya in Wailuku. After a while, I just let her keep it up because I curious how many bowls of saimin can this wahine put away? And one huli-huli chicken after another. And, like, half a dozen haupia. And the whole time, she keeps yakking about how spiritual she is, how respected she is in the community, how she is a master kumu this and kahu that, how she is the caretaker of mother earth, how she is tight with all the big-name spiritual celebrities on the island like Alan Cohen and Woody Allen, etc. etc. And I am just thinking, "I'd really better be getting a *lot* of pussy after listening to all this." And you know what? At the end, she stiffed me! (Or, rather, she didn't let me stiff her.) A peck on the cheek, and some BS about how I was "vibrating" at a "frequency" that was "in harmony" with "the ancient ones." Yeah, yeah, yeah, lady; vibrate in harmony with this ancient one, O-KAY??

No way I am going out with her again. Well, maybe. But next time, it is dutch, and if she puts out I'll reimburse her half of the bill.

Not gonna ask Leiohu Ryder out again evah