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Eh Brah

October 04, 2007

I can't believe I work so hard and so many long hours for assholes like you. Sorry that you think this resort is getting too "colorful" for your taste. This is Hawai"i, brah, and it's all the cultures that make it so. The comment you made about my daughter still leaves a bad taste in my mouth—she's hapa and beautiful and proud of it. If I did not work for people like you I would have put your head under the water in your own pool, the one you told my boss was a shrine. Earth to fake tan boy: it's just a fountain. Oh, and your pec implants look like shit. And when you prance around here saying "howzit," you actually make me ill. Even those drunk girls you tried to hook up with could tell they needed to get the hell away from you. Even better was the time you fell asleep in your car in the handicapped parking zone because you were so drunk from playing golf earlier that day. Please do yourself and the rest of the island a favor and just go back to the mainland.