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Eh Brah

November 22, 2007

Illustration: Ron Pitts
Thanks to whatever parents let their kids sprinkle glitter and cute little plastic hearts and stars all along Waihou Springs trail. Now we all get to enjoy your little piles of non-biodegradable spirituality for years to come! Did you tell them that all that junk would all just magically fade away? If you did, good for you! I really hope your kids grow up to become forest wardens, so they get to enjoy having to spend their days—on their hands and knees—using tweezers to pick up trash tossed on a trail by thoughtless people like you.