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This Week's Eh Brah!
July 21, 2005
To the surf scum who went ballistic on me on Front Street early the other morning: I assume your violent attack was "provoked" by the fact that we turned down your street looking for an entrance to the beach. I assure you, it was a mistake. But your unannounced, unwarranted charge at me was nothing but cheap-shot cowardice. Even though I am a lover and not a fighter, if I had realized your heinous intentions, the entire episode would have been dramatically different. Your mana is soiled and stained, not so much from the small amount of blood I lost during our fight but from the nasty bile that seems to have filled you up entirely and is now spilling over onto everyone around you. It's a good thing I have a hard head, because I was back to normal in just one week. You couldn't even break my nose, you cheap-shot pussy. You really need to check yourself. Get some help, brah. Next time you might seriously hurt someone or get your own ass killed. That would be such a shame. MTW