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Things I hate that most people love
Reality TV
August 25, 2005
I can actually feel my precious, precious neurons popping each time I linger for a few moments in front of one of the current 1.6 billion "reality TV" shows. And God bless MTV for bringing us the utterly mindless Real World and the countless louts who followed in its wake, thinking they could do "better." Ooh, let's put a camera in an airline terminal! Yeah, I can't get enough of standing around Gate 37 in real life. How about a motorcycle garage! I'm sorry, but one chopper goes together like every other chopper on this planet. Plastic surgeons? Bounty hunters? Crab fishermen? Who comes up with this stuff? (AP)