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This Week's Eh Brah!
February 09, 2006
This goes out to an asshole who cheated on one of the most beautiful girls in the world. I have never understood how such an idiot was able to even get a girl like this in the first place, to say nothing of why he'd go and cheat on her. How could you do this? You had a good and decent and wonderful girl—someone who is funny and cares a lot about you, and you went off with some other chick. Feel more like a man now, is that it? You're a piece of shit, and if your girlfriend is as smart as I believe she is, you will soon be gone. Oh, by the way: I hate you, and if I see you walking down the street, I will be sorely tempted to put a little extra weight on the gas pedal.