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This Week's Eh Brah!
June 08, 2006
This goes out to the guy who really needs to stop calling me. What are you up to now, one call a day, with a few text messages thrown in now and then? Seriously, just get over it and leave me alone. At first I was flattered, but now you're just pissing me off. See, I'm not returning your calls or picking up the phone when you call because I don't want to see you again. We went out once, had a couple drinks, had a few laughs, but I just didn't feel any attraction to you. That's why I didn't kiss you goodnight or hug you. Yeah, in hindsight, I guess I should have answered when you called that first time and said I wasn't interested in going out with you again because you smoke too much, say too many obnoxious things and frankly lead a boring and pointless life, but I thought that would have been cruel. My mistake.