Remove ImagesEh Brah
This Week's Eh Brah!
August 31, 2006
Many thanks to you and your buddies for throwing stuff at strangers from your balcony on South Kihei Road. I walk by every day, you know. The latest projectile seemed to be a large snowball, though it was probably just shave ice that you compacted. It missed my head by about a foot, you idiot. From your height on the third or fourth floor, it had plenty of momentum and mass to do real damage. If it had whacked me in the head, I would have been knocked into the street and hit by a car. The cars drive right next to the sidewalk on that section, or haven't you noticed? Anyway, I probably should avoid using words like "momentum" and "mass" because it's doubtful someone as stupid as you understands them.