Remove ImagesBite Me Special V-Day picks in books, movies and music February 08, 2007 You Suck: A Love Story, by Christopher Moore 328 pages. William Morrow. [HARDCOVER FICTION] There's nothing more romantic than a good vampire tale. And nothing sexier than one featuring Starbucks-drinking, self-tanning, adolescent bloodsuckers in love, a healthy dose of "Nosferatitude" and general vampyric screwball antics. Booklist calls Christopher Moore's follow-up to 1995's Bloodsucking Fiends a "hilarious mockery of the pursuit of the appetites." Since its release last month, You Suck has been holding court in the Top 10 list of New York Times bestsellers. And why wouldn't it? Like it says on Moore's website, "If you're looking for San Francisco scenery, hot vampire sex (similar to hot monkey sex, but hotter), giant shaven cats, the Cheddar Princess of Fond du Lac, and the Fighting Beatniks of Allen Ginsberg High School—four words: YOU SUCK. It doesn't." Trust the Man Return To Romance, Matt Catingub Orchestra Of Hawaii Mountain Apple Company, 2006 [CD/EASY-LISTENING] This is the equivalent of a feel-good Manhattan Transfer Christmas Album, only it's all-love, all-the-time. Polite, tasteful, pleasant… oh, break out the bubbles and bearskin rugs, people—we've got sax solos. So basically, it's soothing V-Day music for that candlelit dinner you're making for your parents because you're such a thoughtful kid. Well, that and you're hoping to get on their good side so you can borrow the car next weekend for the SCCA races but whatever, let's get back to the music. These are all the classic romantic tunes you (or your parents) love, as arranged by Honolulu Symphony Pops conductor Matt Catingub and accompanied by other great local musicians. There's some lovely crooning by Patti Austin, Amy Hanaiali`i Gilliom and Raiatea Helm, distinctive Na Leo and Brothers Cazimero harmonizing and the requisite rendition of "When I Fall In Love"—this time with a smooth Jimmy Borges supplying vocals. Most swoon-worthy tracks: "How Deep Is The Ocean?" featuring Keali`i Reichel, "What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life?" featuring Amy Hanaiali`i Gilliom and "As Time Goes By" with Matt Catlingub. |