Remove ImagesMaui County The Maui 10 Who’s the county’s most powerful player? May 10, 2007 RANK PREVIOUS COMPANY 1 1 Alexander & Baldwin 2 2 Maui Land & Pineapple Co. 3 3 Tesoro Hawai`i 4 4 Dowling Co. 5 5 Weinberg Foundation 6 9 Monsanto Hawai`i 7 6 Hawaiian Telcom 8 7 Goodfellow Brothers 9 8 Maui Electric Co. 10 10 Wailuku Water Co. GENETICALLY MODIFIED POWER Haven't heard much from genetically modified organism (GMO)/herbicide manufacturer Monsanto lately, but they benefit this week from news that University of Hawai`i researchers have expanded their GMO work on "bananas, tomatoes, petunias and lettuce," according to the Apr. 30 Honolulu Advertiser. Genetically modified, disease-resistant petunias? My God, man, do you think the world is ready for them? Can you imagine what would happen if something went wrong and a super petunia began multiplying? It's simply too frightening to contemplate. But I digress: opposition to GMOs around the world has been steadily growing for years—focused intently on the fact that scientists still can't be certain of the long-term health effects caused by tinkering with DNA—but if UH is charging headlong in making disease-resistant fruits and vegetables, then Monsanto and its various super corn and soybean seeds can sit back and relax. TERRIBLE TWOS Oh Hawaiian Telcom—will the fun never end? "We're turning the corner," HT CEO Mike Ruley said in the May 1 Advertiser. "We're investing literally hundreds of millions—not millions—but hundreds of millions in technologies… to generate new levels of customer service and a new level of customer experience." Turning a corner? Is he serious? Carlyle Group took over the company two years ago—that's a hell of a corner to be turning, Mike—and customer service has been pretty crappy ever since. In fact, the Advertiser couldn't resist putting a graph of HT complaints alongside their story: in the 15 months since January 2006 (data for March and April of this year isn't available), Hawaiian Telcom has failed to meet its goal of responding to 85 percent of customer complaints within 20 seconds for 14 of those months. Basically, the company barely met the goal that first month, and has been struggling to return ever since. Things were so monumentally fouled up in May 2006 that customer service reps responded to a mere eight percent of complaints within 20 seconds. But Ruley says all that is a thing of the past. And when the Advertiser stops printing graphs of your complaint response times, we'll believe it. MTW |