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This Week's Eh Brah!
July 19, 2007
Just want to thank the guy who
ruined my life by giving me genital warts and Herpes. Very nice of you
to keep the fact that you had them a secret from me. I had to find out
from another woman who got them from you. I'll have them for the rest
of my life, and quite possibly I'll get ovarian cancer because of them.
And I have to tell everyone I want to become involved with too, since
they might get them. And this is all because you refused to wear a
rubber, saying you were so big that it hurt to do so. How stupid I was
to believe you. Well, at least you've left the islands—probably because
you were sleeping with all your friends' wives and girlfriends. And to
think that I felt sorry for you because you said everyone was jealous
of you and hated you. But most of all, I'm amazed that you actually
wondered why no one wanted to say goodbye to you before you left. Just
want to thank the guy who ruined my life by giving me genital warts and
Herpes. Very nice of you to keep the fact that you had them a secret
from me. I had to find out from another woman who got them from you.
I'll have them for the rest of my life, and quite possibly I'll get
ovarian cancer because of them. And I have to tell everyone I want to
become involved with too, since they might get them. And this is all
because you refused to wear a rubber, saying you were so big that it
hurt to do so. How stupid I was to believe you. Well, at least you've
left the islands—probably because you were sleeping with all your
friends' wives and girlfriends. And to think that I felt sorry for you
because you said everyone was jealous of you and hated you. But most of
all, I'm amazed that you actually wondered why no one wanted to say
goodbye to you before you left.