Crazy Woman Needs To Pay Attention To Her Dog
September 13, 2012
Eh, balding psychotic woman who screams at anyone walking by your house because you're too stupid to train your own dog to stop barking: you don't own this street. I'm so sick of hearing you cursing and trying to start fights with people who are just trying to walk down the road. Maybe if you got off the phone and put down your cigarette and paid more attention to your poor dog that gets no love from you, it wouldn't be so bored out of its mind that it barks at everything for it's own entertainment. I will gladly buy you and your dog a pair of shock collars and some obedient classes so you both shut up.
Illustration by Ron Pitts