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Eh Brah

Eh Brah

November 09, 2011 | 11:41 AM
You like to call yourself a yoga teacher and act like you are some deeply spiritual man but the truth is that you are a violent thieving punk and everyone in your community knows it. Your ratty dreadlocks aren't fooling anyone, you rasta-poser douche. Next time you attack someone unprovoked from behind your karma is gonna run overmore
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November 09, 2011 | 10:29 AM
by Caeriel Crestin
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You think you know what digging deep means, but the truth is you have reserves of strength to draw upon which have simply never occurred to you. It may not be your usual pattern to look outside yourself for sources of support and power, but sometimes, when you're feeling weak or lost, they're your best assets. You may not quite believe that these people are really able or willing to be there for you—but they are. Probably the only way you'll really buy it is if you give them a chance to step up and come through. This week, try that. more

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Insane In The Membrane

November 09, 2011 | 10:26 AM
by Anuhea Yagi
I've spent the last few days hobbling like a hunched Skeksis from The Dark Crystal, back and forth between the bathroom when—lungs conspiring against every breath—I must hole-in-one great green golf balls of mucus down the drain. Or, when spreading malaise about the office, hock 'em into an empty root beer can: the consummate clickety-clacker's equivalent of a trucker pissing in a bottle.more
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