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Eh BrahDecember 07, 2011 | 09:00 AMA smash and grab on a fruit stand cash box? That's low, brah. The guy sells huge, buttery avos for 50 cents and starfruit for a dime. I could get a bag of fruit there for pocket change, and it's walking distance from my house. And since you robbed him, he has stopped supplying the stand. Yeah, you put him out of business. And you got what, 10 dollars out of it? Not even enough for a 12-pack. You suck at life, brah, I hope you get blindsided by a cane truck.  |
Sign LanguageDecember 07, 2011 | 11:25 AMby Caeriel CrestinSagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
People aren't rational. The sooner you accept this with grace and humor, the less stressful this week will be. That's not to say it'll be stress-free; dealing with these crazy freaks will probably still cause you some misery, but as long as you can keep a calm head and laugh at their silliness instead of being annoyed by it, you'll survive. Of course, try  |
Kula KidDecember 07, 2011 | 11:23 AMby Anuhea Yagi"He brought out a yellow nickel tablet. He brought out a yellow Ticonderoga pencil. He opened the tablet. He licked the pencil... 'I'm going to divide the summer up in two parts... First part of this tablet it titled: RITES AND CEREMONIES... Those are the things we do over and over and never think. Now here in back... DISCOVERIES AND REVELATIONS or maybe ILLUMINATIONS, that's a swell word, or INTUITIONS, okay? In other words you do an old familiar thing... And then you think about it, and what you think, crazy or not, you put it under [there].'" |
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