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Eh Brah

Give Me Jagermeister or Give Me Death

April 11, 2012 | 11:08 AM
Eh bartender: What's up with you? How come you won't serve anyone a Jagermeister even though it's in the cooler right behind you? We asked for one, but you said no and then treated us like scum while serving the guy down the bar as many Patrons as he could down. Did you think he was cute? Was that it? Whatever–look, how about leaving your issues at the door next time when you go to work?more
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Your Horoscope

April 11, 2012 | 11:42 AM
by Caeriel Crestin
Aries (March 21-April 19) Often your role as truth-teller and bullshit-exposer is an unenviable, thankless one. It causes you tons of stress, rarely results in satisfying paybacks, and gets you into trouble more often than not. However, every once in a while, you get the romantic comedy movie resolution, where the douche gets his comeuppance, you are praised for your astute and courageous words and actions, and everyone is grateful that someone, at least, was willing to say what everyone was thinking, and change things for the better. While you may not get exactly that result this week, you're likely to get at least an appreciative pat on the back. So there's that.more

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Mahalo Ke Akua

April 11, 2012 | 01:03 PM
by Anuhea Yagi
"Dreamt of a doorway / That opened to everything / And I'm reaching towards it / Drifting backwards / Drawing the curtains / Windows inside my head / Maybe I'm only making mirrors." – Gotye's "Making Mirrors" (Making Mirrors; 2011)more
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