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Saved By The TSA

May 09, 2012 | 08:30 AM
I bitch about TSA every time, but I gotta thank you, the Maui Airport security guy who recently had the "pleasure" of X-raying my man purse. As I was clearing the security checkpoint with my five-month old daughter strapped to my chest and my fiance waiting for me ahead, I noticed you laugh at the screen, re-xray my bag, then summon three other co-workers. You all laughed and pointed. Then you brought me my bag, laughed, slapped it and said, "Here's your bag, it's vibrating."more
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May 09, 2012 | 08:37 AM
by Caeriel Crestin
Taurus (April 20-May 20) When the bandwidth of your communication with someone has dwindled to dial-up, you need to find a way to get broadband access back. Unfortunately, something's gone awry here, so you're not likely to get a lot of help from the other person involved—they're probably feeling mostly bewildered, helpless, and frustrated. I bet you feel that stuff, too, but this is one of those times when you'll have to be the one who tries to push past that stuff. That feels like a lot of work, I know. Try to forget about that whole ideal of someone meeting you halfway, and just settle for a meeting, even if you have to do most of the legwork. It's better than the alternative, trust me.more
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