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Eh BrahSeptember 05, 2012 | 02:20 PMYou look like a friendly hippy, with your tie dyes and long hair and missing tooth, and you seem very pleasant and helpful. In fact, you're a liar and dirtbag thief. You've robbed nice people of more than $50,000 in the past year through deliberate scams and being a deadbeat tenant. You've even ripped off crops. And nice job taking a guy's dog hostage for thousands in ransom. Shameless scumbags like you don't belong on the island. Here's some free advice: you better get off Maui now, before vigilante justice catches up to you. |
Sign LanguageSeptember 05, 2012 | 02:10 PMby Caeriel CrestinVirgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You dream you meet your soul mate, who turns out to be a duck. As he cocks his head to allow first one beady eye, then the other, to gaze longingly into your dewy pair, you listen to his tales of the Fowl Revolution. The moment you fervently swear allegiance to his cause you awaken, but the memory of his beaky kiss still lingers. |
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