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Things You May Not Know About Women
We wish we could pee standing up

September 15, 2005

That spout and bladder is just another piece of manly equipment you boys take for granted. Oh yeah, what I could do with that thing! How did we get the short straw with the smaller bladder and longer bathroom lines? Squatting in parking lots sure isn’t lady-like either, and then there’s the question of what to do with the paper, and who is going to see your ass. I would be so hip if I could lift my mini in the bushes while standing and not trickle down my leg and dribble on my heels, without the need for a tissue. (Jen Russo)