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Ask a Tree Care Industry Association press release

by By Mick E. Finn

September 28, 2006

Dear Tree Care Industry Association press release:



I think my new neighbor is an ax

murderer. It’s just a hunch I have, given that he’s kind of secretive,

twitches a lot and recently killed a guy with an axe the other night in

front of me. What should I do?

-Concerned in Carson












Dear Carson:



You may think that the approach of the end of the growing season

means you can stop worrying about the trees in your landscape. Think

again! Fall is one of the best times to examine the safety and health

of your trees, say experts in tree care. Why? With the leaves off,

cracks, defects and deadwood are easier to see. Also, with winter

storms approaching, hazards should be removed now—before they damage

property.





Dear Tree Care Industry Association press release:



I’ve been dating this guy for a year

now, and I’m really over it. He never speaks to me anymore, sex is

practically non-existent and he hasn’t bathed in I don’t know how long.

I want to break it off, but he’s been in a coma for the past six weeks

and I don’t know if he can hear me. What do I do?

-Perplexed in Pacoima










Dear Perplexed:

“Most trees can be pruned year-round,” says Peter Gerstenberger, senior

advisor for safety, standards & compliance for the Tree Care

Industry Association, “And certain operations are easier to do in the

fall, when dead branches are easily seen and removed.”

Some homeowners worry that arborists will not be able to determine

deadwood on a tree when the leaves are off. “On the contrary,” says

Gerstenberger, “This is the best time for an arborist to locate

deadwood by looking for changes in color, fungus growth, cracks, and

other symptoms that can help them make this determination. Since the

leaves are off, the view of the entire tree’s architecture is clear and

a thorough check can be performed.”







Dear Tree Care Industry Association press release:



You’re not really a human being, right? And please hurry with your answer, because I’ve got money riding on it.



-Skeptical in Skokie












Dear Skeptical:



Pruning is much more than the simple act of sawing off limbs. Proper

pruning is an art based on scientific principles of plant physiology.

At its most basic level, pruning trees involves removing damaged, dead

or structurally weak limbs, which will improve a tree’s health and

reduce the chances of personal or property damage caused by falling

limbs.

Professional arborists have the capability to make the tree safer

and more attractive by pruning live growth as well. Proper pruning

encourages growth, increases flower and fruit production, improves

plant health, repairs damage and helps add aesthetic appeal to a tree.

Pruning at the right time and in the right way is critical, since it is

possible to kill a tree through neglect or over-pruning. MTW