Did you really think someone would want

to use that old ripped-up, piss-soaked mattress you dumped in front of

our thrift store? Or did you intentionally come when it was dark just

to dump your trash because you’re too lazy to take it to

the landfill yourself? Whatevas! I had to drag it to the dumpster,

like I usually do when jerks like you dump your trash on us. Guys like

you are the reason they lock restrooms and turn off all the showers in

public parks. You’re why a lot of people live in fear behind locked

gates.