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Eh%20Brah

March 27, 2008

This is to the punks who keep egging my boyfriend’s car. Why??? He drives a nice little sports car and it’s kind of expensive, so why would you want to ruin it? I can’t imagine that he ever did anything to you to deserve that kind of harassment. See, the two eggs that you threw last time caused $3,000 worth of damage to the car’s paint! Then you did it again while we are out of town and the egg dried and ate away the paint. That meant another $3,000 went down the drain, all because you stupid punks think throwing eggs is funny! Thanks for spending the money that we are saving for our wedding!