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Taking a Checkstand

January 13, 2011

Eh lady at the checkstand: it’s bad enough you’re trying to slide at least 20 items through the express lane, but then you go and grab a trashy tabloid and start reading it while the checker’s trying to ring you up. She had to ask you to enter your pin three times, then you rolled your eyes like she was the one being rude. Was learning the latest news about Lindsay Lohan’s bulimia really worth making the rest of us wait? Oh, and while I’m at it: those two huge bags of potato chips you were buying aren’t going to do your fat ass any favors. Just saying.