Need Job
October 08, 2009 | 12:34 PM

I need job. You need somebody with an organ and a pair!
I will work for sushi-and the dim lighting of a jailcell is OK. I get to much sun anyway.
I have no political ties. Being Half American Indian, I think you guys are the Haoles.
I am house-sitting acolony of expensive termites right now-so leave message.

Homeless Indian